an okay award for a half-baked essay

Just received this news from my English teacher. Apparently, the results for The Royal Commonwealth Society Essay Competition I entered earlier this March are out. I got “Commended”. Ah well, at least it’s better than “Participation”. The winner for my class, was a girl from Singapore, and after her were people from Canada, and UK. So yeah, they’re all from English speaking countries. Of course la I would be shit standing next to them. But that’s actually irrelevent. Ah, abaikan. It’s my fault

My essay, was itself, boring and too weird to be understood, even by myself. So yeah, no way for anyone else to read it. But I should tell it’s mainly about depressing stuff. And psychiatry. I don’t know. It was shameful to pick a line from A Clockwork Orange, “I was cured alright”, and to even used the countdown method for each paragraph (Oh Pot I stole this idea from your Dublin essay). So haha fuck no way la korang boleh baca. It’s unoriginal as hell and makes no sense at all.

Hoho, wanna check out my name? It’s under the Commended section in the file Malaysia. Haha, I bet the examiner laughed when she/he say the name Kolej Mara Kuala Nerang. I bet he thought it was lousy. But ah, the one I’m furious about is the Kolej Mara Banting guy. Highly Commended? Argh, no way!

Anyways, I’m glad I got something for that essay, written in three days. Good enough for that half-assed effort of mine. Got even grammar mistakes maa… ah well, I’m entering again next year. Next year, bolehlah dapatkan hadiah. Mari cuba lagi.